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🥃 A Weekly Dose of Dre Keeps The Gurus Away

How to make business your bitch—Magician Edition


Sometimes I watch Magicians do their thing, and I’m like,

Can I borrow your brain for like five minutes? Just to know what it’s like to live that way?

Because while the rest of us are over here trying to follow the well-worn path to success, Magicians are out there like:

🔮 What if we built a catapult out of abandoned ideas + launched ourselves into the stratosphere?

🔮 What if reality is just an elaborate prank + I’m the only one who knows the punchline?

🔮 What if I can literally unfuck this entire mess by reverse-engineering it from the dimension where it already worked?

They don’t just think outside the box—they take the box, go feral on it, and use the pieces to build a teleportation device to another dimension.

Magicians are the ones who look at problems and see patterns—who turn an absolute dumpster fire into a breakthrough just by rearranging the chaos like it’s an abstract painting they’ve been working on for centuries.

They look at your crisis and go,

Actually, I think that’s just the universe inviting you to stop being a coward + do the cool shit.”

If you’ve ever felt like you’ve got a little bit of that magic brewing inside of YOU, or you’re fortunate enough to love someone who does, I just made something that’s gonna light your soul up like a Ring light.

It’s called The Magician’s Field Notes, and it’s a glorious love letter to the wild, reality-warping, chaos-channeling weirdos who can’t help but see the whole fucking picture when everyone else is just following the step-by-step.


Want more proof that Magicians are just out here bending reality like it’s a parlor trick? Slide into the secret backroom and check out the case study I did on Cassie Gudmundson—she’s basically living proof that magic is a viable business plan.

Go get your read on, and then let me know if you suddenly feel like you might be the chosen one. ✨


To bending reality like it’s no big deal while I’m just bending over backwards to spell “entrepreneur” correctly,

Dre ‘Barely Managing This Dimension’ Beltrami

🥃 A Weekly Dose of Dre Keeps The Gurus Away

Every Wednesday I send out a top shelf SOLOpreneur-approved newsletter that educates + entertains with shamefully honest confessions, LOL analogies, and color-coded knowledge bombs designed to help you turn all that YOU are, all that YOU know, and all that YOU have to share into a business brand YOU + YOUR dream clients are drunk in love with!

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